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Friday, October 21st, 2005
10:50 pm

I'm Skeeter!

Skeeter is Doug's best friend, and best friends are important when you're the new kid in school. Skeeter's certainly one of a kind. For one thing, he's blue--not sad blue, but the color blue. He also sometimes honks twice like an old car before speaking. According to Skeeter, there's nothing better than going around and around in circles and not getting anywhere. But Skeeter is well-liked--probably because Skeeter likes himself. And Skeeter's friends are glad to have him around. (Bio borrowed from Bluffington)

Which of Nickelodeon's Doug characters are you?
Sunday, September 18th, 2005
9:17 pm
i think this pretty much sums up saturday night.

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happy fucking birthday to chris motha fuckin green.
Friday, August 26th, 2005
1:18 am
fucking glenn motherfucking danzig is playing an hour away from here with doyle on friday october 14. fuck yes. fuuuuuuuck yes.

now i need a towel.
Friday, July 15th, 2005
2:06 am
is it sad to be genuinely proud of this?
you are Nick Cave!
Nick Cave... dark and creepy. You're a bi-polar
genius, with equal passion for the most
degrading aspects of humanity, as well as the
beauty & wonder of God and Heaven.

Which fucked-up genius composer are you?
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oh nick cave, you can croon for me anyday *swoon*
Tuesday, July 12th, 2005
7:27 pm
not exactly the most exciting post to break my non-posting streak with, but meh..
itunes meme dealy, cause i'm bored:

How many total songs?

Sort by Song Title - first and last:
? by outkast
zuton fever by the zutons

Sort by Time - first and last:
blank by the pietasters
the last is technically live in vienna '89 by the rollins band, but that's an entire album as one track, so i'll go with by the time i get to phoenix by isaac hayes instead.

Sort by Album - first and last: [only on tracks where the album is listed]
¡Viva! los straitjackets
zen arcade by husker du

Sort by Artist-first and last:
"hambone" willie newbern
the zutons

First 10 Songs that Come Up on Random
01. cow cow blues by cow cow davenport
02. the piper's calling by blind guardian
03. police story by black flag
04. hip hop by mos def
05. biledriver by gwar
06. have you ever been(to electric ladyland) by the jimi hendrix experience
07. human fly by the cramps
08. chapter 13(rich man vs poor man) by common
09. jackpot by the english beat
10. blame it on cain by elvis costello

Find "sex," how many songs show up? 53
Find "death," how many songs show up? 40
Find "love," how many songs show up? 156
Find "peace", how many songs show up? 4
Find "rock", how many songs show up? 698
Find "fuck", how many songs show up? 34

Current Mood: bored
Monday, February 21st, 2005
9:41 pm
i just saw a mcdonald's commercial that featured the phrase "they're in your dome, man!"


finally it has spread, the age of dome is here.
Friday, February 4th, 2005
6:46 pm
hi matt, it's nathan and alaina invading your computer space. welp, gotta go because you'll be home soonn. By the way, we love your usericon and hope it displays proudly on everyone's livejournal friend's page once we post this wonderful piece of art.

Dripping leaves and faded autumn,
sitting on a wetted bottom.
Wednesday, December 8th, 2004
8:15 pm
so today i took a disposable camera to school so i could get some pics of marieke fo my artist in residence project. well after that i had 25 pictures to waste. most of them were crap, or of moira, here are some of the better ones.

not scenest enough for myspaceCollapse )
4:22 pm
if revolution was a movie i'd be it's theme music.
so i was walking today and listening to gang starr, and remembered why i liked this song so much and why it made me love rap...just thought i'd share.

lyrics, if you currCollapse )
Tuesday, December 7th, 2004
10:17 pm
eh, i had something to say, but i can't really put it into words. i guess i just yeah.....later
Friday, December 3rd, 2004
6:06 pm
so today was a pretty good day. but i really hate it when art teachers try and "help" you be creative. guess what, ho, i kno what i want to do, i just don't think you'll like it cause you're a terrible artist! i don't care how much you like painting clouds and curtains. you should learn a good lesson and stop taking yourself so seriously, art's a lot more fun that way. yeah, you could spend hours and hours making an abstract metal sculpture to symbolize some dumb bullshit, or you could make a ten foot paper mache kool aid man. when it comes down to it, which one are people actually gonna remember?
Wednesday, December 1st, 2004
5:47 pm
the best dollar you can spend
i feel great right now, and it feels good to feel so good...or something.. after a pretty shitty day it's nice to have a good conversation with a great person to brighten everything up. i am truly grateful for that.

Current Mood: good
Tuesday, November 30th, 2004
6:42 pm
Monday, November 29th, 2004
9:34 pm
weepy, headachey, nauseous, yeah tonight pretty much sucked....i would say something about just wanting someone to hold me, but fuck it, life is good i don't want to whine. blah blah blah, i have more to say but that's not for others to see.....

Current Mood: my fucking head!
Sunday, November 28th, 2004
5:05 pm
boy you're just a stupid bitch and girl you're just a no good dick
fuck you. don't ever call me a fucking asshole again. don't come to me to whine about your stupid problems, i don't give two shits. when it comes down to it, who's fault is it? no one's but your own. you seem unable to accept responsiblity for your own mistakes, and you come to me looking for sympathy. sorry, i don't have any, none for you at least. it seems like you mean to fuck everything up. maybe so you'll have something to complain about? so you can post in your livejournal about how you don't have any friends, how everyone hates you. well guess what?

it's your own fucking fault.
1:03 am
we're gonna be like three little fonszies here...
so finally a real update. today was fucking awesome, one of the best days of my life. first i got up early to go to the harnett residence at the crack of noon. me and kate watched jesus christ vampire hunter and then when momario arrived we made vegan pumpkin pie, which was surprisingly delicious. and thanks to moira there is flour all over my sweatshirt. then kate and i watched the brave little toaster, but i didn't get to see the ending. i was crushed.

then that night i enjoyed a delicious meal at denny's with one, miss susan zorn. then we went to the mall where she got me a build-a-bear for my birthday, he's a monkey named pavel chekov. then back to her house to watch jesus christ vampire hunter, thus making it my second viewing for the day. alas, we did not make it to the end of the movie. susan was crushed.

and seeing the end of pulp fiction on amc made this day complete.

ps talking to someone about harry potter sex=my life is now complete.
Sunday, November 14th, 2004
1:10 am
so old dirty bastard died tonight, that's depressing.


en garde!
Thursday, November 4th, 2004
3:38 pm
so i stayed home and spend the day watching my season one trek dvds. you wouldn't think this would be in a star trek episode, but sadly it is....

this ep also featured sulu being attacked by a samurai and someone laughing maniacally while punching kirk.
Tuesday, November 2nd, 2004
5:55 pm
haha, i win bitches
indie prick
you are either a record nerd or not a scenester at
all. you are the coolest of the bunch. bravo,

what type of lame scenester are you?
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Sunday, October 31st, 2004
1:57 am
"hey you know what i hate? people"

"which ones?"

"all of 'em"
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